ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:
- This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
- He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
- He really badly wants a cow
Why is the whole story not about this guy
jumps on the bandwagon to hell with Les Misérables
i am so sorry
Do you realize, like, some the best things that have ever come out of my mouth were written by the people that wrote that show? — Seth Green [x]
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
I wanna do bad things with you.
Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke